when did 10:00 go from “hm i should start getting ready for bed” to “hm not too late to start a movie”
I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.
Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece.
I have been waiting for this post my whole life.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
when you hear people talking about your fandoms in public
how is this so unbelievably accurate
#conceal #dont feel #dont let them know
“Your family’s thanksgiving in Hawaii with the deep fried turkey?”
this is the best line i’ve ever read
i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake